The BBC Hits An All-Time Low

So 'Pinky and Perky' is now going to be returned to British TV screens all over the country, giving Muslim children everywhere completely the wrong idea about pigs.

As all observant Muslims will already know, pigs are disgusting animals who will eat anything, including their own faeces. This is one of the reasons why Allah (PBUH) declared pork haram, and why no self-respecting Muslim would ever have anything to do with pigs. They're even worse than the golden retriever guide dogs that we unsuspecting Muslim taxi drivers are sometimes asked to transport along with their owners.

I only own a TV set so that I can watch Al Jazeera on satellite along with the jihad videos that Mr Hamid sells from under the desk at my local Islamic book store, but there's always the possibility that one of my 11 children will turn on the TV while I'm at work and be exposed to this filth.

This is obviously an attempt by the BBC to undermine the Islamic faith in the minds of young children. We've long been told that the western media are owned and controlled by zionists and this blatant attack on Islam, along with the unconditional support of the zionist entity of Israel by the BBC and newspapers such as The Independent, is proof of that. Some people might point out that pork is also forbidden under Judaism, but to me this just goes to show that Jews aren't really religious at all and are just pretending to be pious.

I'm sorry, but I have to stop blogging now because I'm literally fuming over this.

Some Respect, Please.

So the controversy over the picture of Jesus, or as he's rightly named by Muslims, Issa (PBUH) that a Catholic put up on the wall in a staffroom at Manchester airport is still going on, with infidels all over the country writing enraged letters to newspapers saying that the pious Muslim involved had no right to complain about it...

Just what is it with these Christians?!?

This brother had every right to complain about the picture, as depicting any of the prophets is prohibited under Islam. Some people might moan about his complaint, saying that Britain is not an Islamic nation, but the entire world rightly belongs to Allah (PBUH), and one day, inshallah, the UK will become part of Dar-al-Islam. In fact, it's inevitable, and this brother was just standing up for the rights of Muslims everywhere.

Do people not realise how offensive this picture actually was? Not only did it break the aforementioned rule, but it depicted Issa (PBUH) as the "messiah". If he was and the Christian bible is right (which it obviously isn't), then that would mean that Mohammed (PBUH) wasn't a prophet at all and that he made everything up as he went along.

I'm filled with righteous rage even at the suggestion of the idea. That this brother called only for the picture to be taken down rather than to explode himself in a martyrdom operation is a testament to the tolerance and moderation that Islam encourages.

All we ask is that Christians respect our beliefs. It's not as if we're trying to force Islam upon them. Of course, Britain will one day be ruled according to sharia law, the Jews will eventually be pushed into the sea and atheists, agnostics, Buddhists, Wiccans and Aetherians will be forced to convert to Islam or be beheaded, but Christians will have it easy and be tolerated as dhimmis, or protected people. They'll be expected to do all the menial jobs and ride nothing larger than a donkey, but at least they'll be alive to be grateful for the protected status that Islam grants them.

The kuffar worker who put up this picture was rightly suspended, and that decision should have stood. That he has not only been reinstated, but the brother who complained is now the object of criticism is just another example of how Muslims are unfairly discriminated against in this country.

So my message to Christians is this: we don't try to shove Islam down your throats, so don't try to shove your perverted religion down ours.

Internet Jihad

So here I am, a new voice on the "internet". This is all new to me, but I wanted to do something to contribute to the global jihad and this blog is my humble attempt to support the mujahadeen in their fight against the infidels.

I have searched my heart and while I've considered becoming a shahid (martyr) for Allah (PBUH), I have to face the reality that if every Muslim were to become a shahid at exactly the same time, there would be no Muslims left to reproduce and conquer the world through the demographic jihad.

I've decided then, to honour Allah (PBUH) by producing many offspring who will join the jihad against the kuffar (particularly the Jews), and then sacrifice myself in a martyrdom operation at some unspecified date in the future. I hope that when I stand before Allah (PBUH), he will note my sacrifice. Yes, I do want my 72 virgins, but I'm willing to wait a little longer if it helps the jihad in the long run.

I occasionally have people say things to me like "hey Mahmoud, if you hate western culture so much, then why do you use the products of western Judeo-Christian civilisation, such as PCs?". Luckily, my local Imam informed me that the computer was actually invented in 1125 (using the infidel calendar) by the noted Islamic scholar Ibrahim Ali Qaqaa, but the plans were lost after the murderous Christian Crusades until they were recovered during an archaeological dig in 1978. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Hugh Fitzgerald.